tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5669238942080921290.post2203303997107001668..comments2024-01-03T03:14:58.642-08:00Comments on Short Shots: God Bless Gen. Turgidson!Case Wagenvoordhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10598177456573356261noreply@blogger.comBlogger8125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5669238942080921290.post-39236666611501119742008-07-28T18:57:00.000-07:002008-07-28T18:57:00.000-07:00My pleasure, literally and figuratively.My pleasure, literally and figuratively.Mark Prime (tpm/Confession Zero)https://www.blogger.com/profile/04683863540465969835noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5669238942080921290.post-67669691843271296752008-07-24T08:57:00.000-07:002008-07-24T08:57:00.000-07:00Thanks for the stroll down memory lane.Thanks for the stroll down memory lane.Case Wagenvoordhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10598177456573356261noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5669238942080921290.post-40065685639220860192008-07-24T07:18:00.000-07:002008-07-24T07:18:00.000-07:00Turgidson: Mr. President, we are rapidly approachi...<B>Turgidson:</B> Mr. President, we are rapidly approaching a moment of truth, both for ourselves as human beings, and for the life of our nation. Now, the truth is not always a pleasant thing, but it is necessary now to make a choice, to choose between two admittedly regrettable, but nevertheless, distinguishable post-war environments: one where you got twenty million people killed, and the other where you got a hundred and fifty million people killed.<BR/> <BR/><BR/><B>Muffley:</B> You're talking about mass murder, General, not war.<BR/> <BR/><B>Turgidson:</B> Mr. President, I'm not saying we wouldn't get our hair mussed. But I do say... no more than ten to twenty million killed, tops. Uh... depending on the breaks.<BR/><BR/>__________________________________<BR/> <BR/><B>de Sadesky:</B> What did you say?<BR/><BR/><B>Turgidson:</B> I said, Premier Kissov is a degenerate atheist commie! That's what I said.<BR/> <BR/><B>de Sadesky:</B> Mr. President, I formally request that you have this ignorant fool removed from the war room.<BR/> <BR/><B>Muffley:</B> <BR/><I>[to Turgidson, and de Sadesky who is on Turgidson's lap]</I><BR/>Gentlemen, you can't fight in here. This is the War Room!Mark Prime (tpm/Confession Zero)https://www.blogger.com/profile/04683863540465969835noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5669238942080921290.post-6847466402223012652008-07-23T20:39:00.000-07:002008-07-23T20:39:00.000-07:00I'll supply the laugh track!I'll supply the laugh track!Mark Prime (tpm/Confession Zero)https://www.blogger.com/profile/04683863540465969835noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5669238942080921290.post-89762014874088563402008-07-23T14:08:00.000-07:002008-07-23T14:08:00.000-07:00I'll supply the cowboy hat.I'll supply the cowboy hat.Case Wagenvoordhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10598177456573356261noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5669238942080921290.post-84421392519697613262008-07-23T11:17:00.000-07:002008-07-23T11:17:00.000-07:00Let's have Bolton ride the first bomb that falls o...Let's have Bolton ride the first bomb that falls on Iran, like Slim Pickens did in Dr. Strangelove.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5669238942080921290.post-26254224682606549322008-07-23T11:13:00.000-07:002008-07-23T11:13:00.000-07:00Bolton is a typical neocon. Scratch him and you f...Bolton is a typical neocon. Scratch him and you find a Pollyanna with PMS.Case Wagenvoordhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10598177456573356261noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5669238942080921290.post-81259278655994750932008-07-23T10:38:00.000-07:002008-07-23T10:38:00.000-07:00Bolton is a complete ass.Bolton is a complete ass.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com