tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5669238942080921290.post2040758596241098787..comments2024-01-03T03:14:58.642-08:00Comments on Short Shots: Pumping Jesus full of theological steroids.Case Wagenvoordhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10598177456573356261noreply@blogger.comBlogger11125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5669238942080921290.post-58553473463941284862008-04-08T06:47:00.000-07:002008-04-08T06:47:00.000-07:00Iago,I think you just had a conversion experience....Iago,<BR/><BR/>I think you just had a conversion experience. You've been saved!Case Wagenvoordhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10598177456573356261noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5669238942080921290.post-55561571436452942252008-04-08T00:45:00.000-07:002008-04-08T00:45:00.000-07:00Old Testament! New Testament!Old Testament! New Te...Old Testament! New Testament!<BR/>Old Testament! New Testament! <BR/>My sister! My daughter!<BR/>My sister! My daughter!<BR/>My sister and my --- wha'?<BR/><BR/>Aaarrgh! Kill! Kill! Kill!<BR/><BR/>No! Be nice! Turn the other ---<BR/>aaarrrrghghgh!!!! --- butt cheek and bend over!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<BR/><BR/>Whoah. Okay. I'm all right now.<BR/>Sorry about that.Iago de Ottohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15536178873273248126noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5669238942080921290.post-43520764144632195752008-04-04T12:03:00.000-07:002008-04-04T12:03:00.000-07:00"Given the barbarity of the Crusades, I'd say the ..."Given the barbarity of the Crusades, I'd say the Vikings converted the Christians."<BR/><BR/>Hooooo Agggghhh!Mark Prime (tpm/Confession Zero)https://www.blogger.com/profile/04683863540465969835noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5669238942080921290.post-62879345093809112512008-04-04T05:52:00.000-07:002008-04-04T05:52:00.000-07:00Given the barbarity of the Crusades, I'd say the V...Given the barbarity of the Crusades, I'd say the Vikings converted the Christians.Case Wagenvoordhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10598177456573356261noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5669238942080921290.post-28909145360649249202008-04-04T03:27:00.000-07:002008-04-04T03:27:00.000-07:00One of the unforseen consequences of Charlegmanes ...One of the unforseen consequences of Charlegmanes attempt to democratise (sorry Christianise)the world, was over 250 years of pagan revenge in the form of the vikings.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5669238942080921290.post-69426134163044076962008-04-04T03:02:00.000-07:002008-04-04T03:02:00.000-07:00TPM,Glad I inspired you muse. The challenge would...TPM,<BR/><BR/>Glad I inspired you muse. The challenge would be casting Jesus. It's a shame John Wayne is dead.Case Wagenvoordhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10598177456573356261noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5669238942080921290.post-1936132512430391862008-04-03T23:57:00.000-07:002008-04-03T23:57:00.000-07:00Hell! Someone get on the phone To Hollywood! Olive...Hell! <BR/>Someone get on the phone <BR/>To Hollywood! Oliver Stone, <BR/>Or maybe Quentin Tarantino <BR/>Or even Wes Craven, asap! <BR/>Have `em contact The Rock! <BR/>Start filming immediately! <BR/><BR/>Why the hurry, you ask?<BR/>Same reasons we went to Iraq.<BR/>There's money to be made!<BR/>Imagine the action figures <BR/>Stemming from such a charade? <BR/><BR/>The Happy Meals, <BR/>The trading cards, <BR/>Computer games’d be the best! <BR/>This Rambo-kick-ass-Jesus <BR/>Would easily trump all the rest! <BR/><BR/>Lust and greed, guns and bombs!<BR/>Brunettes and redheads and blondes!<BR/><BR/>Beautiful teeth, destruction, <BR/>Ass and asses, begat `n begot,<BR/>God, wrath and vengeance, <BR/>Thou shalt and thou shalt nots!<BR/><BR/>Now who can we get to play the blessed virgin?Mark Prime (tpm/Confession Zero)https://www.blogger.com/profile/04683863540465969835noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5669238942080921290.post-70971129679545847512008-04-03T10:03:00.000-07:002008-04-03T10:03:00.000-07:00Steve,Thanks for the feedback.Steve,<BR/><BR/>Thanks for the feedback.Case Wagenvoordhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10598177456573356261noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5669238942080921290.post-72851828118828878412008-04-03T07:18:00.000-07:002008-04-03T07:18:00.000-07:00You're hitting the nail right on the head, Case. G...You're hitting the nail right on the head, Case. Great column today, as everyday.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5669238942080921290.post-62064079147121766622008-04-03T06:11:00.000-07:002008-04-03T06:11:00.000-07:00I'm suprised the religous right hasn't dragged it ...I'm suprised the religous right hasn't dragged it out, though given their innate ability to butcher the Bible I guess they really don't need it.Case Wagenvoordhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10598177456573356261noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5669238942080921290.post-22739974482020288612008-04-03T05:15:00.000-07:002008-04-03T05:15:00.000-07:00This thing about the Saxon gospel is fascinating -...This thing about the Saxon gospel is fascinating - I had no idea it existed.Rent Partyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05172304380312568465noreply@blogger.com