Friday, September 5, 2008

I'm in love!!!!!!!!

Dear George,

SarahPalinSarahPalinSarahPalinSarahPalinSarahPalinSarahPalin!!!!

Kisskisskisskisskisskisskisskisskisskisskisskisskisskisskisskisskiss!!!

Do I overstate myself? Am I mad with passion? Does she turn me on?

Yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes…

I am just now recovering her acceptance speech. Sweet, Jesus, she is one sexy momma. The thought of her plunking away at wolves from an airplane sends my hormones into a frenzy. Picturing her decked out in her hunting camouflage is better than picturing her naked.

God bless Alaska, the home of drowning polar bears where the answer to global warming is Drill! Drill! Drill!

Sarah is four-square behind McCain’s march to imperial self-destruction. Both subscribe to the knee-jerk militarism that is slowly bleeding America to death.

How beautifully she touts small-town virtues. Sure, the small town she is talking about is the one found on a Hollywood sound stage of the thirties or forties. But who cares when you’re standing up there on the podium before a screaming, orgiastic crowd; who cares about the reality that the Main Street is boarded up because the local Wal-Mart has destroyed it. What difference does it make if our small-town youth are so bored out of their minds with their dead-end lives that they can only find solace in ecstasy and meth?

Her selection as McCain’s running mate was a stroke of genius. She has a god-given talent to appeal to all that is base and bilious in the American psyche. Here’s a woman who would have no trouble organizing a lynch mob. She is sure to lock up the angry White male demographic.

She will never darken her mind with thoughts of “the economy, health care, the sub-prime mortgage crisis, immigration, family planning [or] appointing Supreme Court justices.”

She shares McCain’s vision of an impoverished America where only the wealthy thrive. Nor does she get all wimpy about civil liberties. Any woman who can blow the head off a bunny rabbit isn’t going to get her knickers in a knot over waterboarding.

Listen to her stoke the paranoia as she tears into Obama:

Terrorist states are seeking nuclear weapons without delay; he wants to meet them without preconditions. Al Qaeda terrorists still plot to inflict catastrophic harm on America; he’s worried about reading them their rights.

Progressive sputter that, “It isn’t so,” while the right replies, “Who gives a shit! It sells!” And the Republicans continue to frame the debate while the Democrats play catch-up.

This is because neither Democrat nor Republican will face the truth that we are choking on our own hubris. The sound of their beating war drum echoes forlornly off the walls of our empty treasury. They are insane passengers on the Titanic punching holes in all the lifeboats.

Sarah will fit right in.

Your admirer,
Belacqua Jones

12 comments:

The Shaman said...

You may be interested in this. lol

It's in the same vein.

http://gitmosguerillajournalism.blogspot.com/2006/07/president-at-prayer.html
Dave

Case Wagenvoord said...

Loved the prayers! Keep pumping them out.

The Shaman said...

Thanks, got to take a tongue in cheek view of this keystone cops interlude the U.S. is going through.

gunboat diplomat said...

Maybe you've seen this intro:

"In the past, politicians promised to create a better world. They had different ways of achieving this, but their power and authority came from the optimistic visions they offered their people. Those dreams failed, and today, people have lost faith in ideologies. Increasingly, politicians are seen simply as managers of public life. "

"But now, they have discovered a new role that restores their power and authority. Instead of delivering dreams, politicians now promise to protect us - from nightmares. They say that they will rescue us from dreadful dangers that we cannot see and do not understand - and the greatest danger of all is international terrorism, a powerful and sinister network with sleeper cells across the world - a threat that needs to be fought with a War on Terror."

"But much of this threat is a fantasy, which has been exaggerated and distorted by politicians. It is a dark illusion that has spread unquestioned through governments around the world, the security services, and the international media. This is a series of films about how and why that fantasy was created, and who it benefits."

"At the heart of the story are two groups: the American neoconservatives and the radical Islamists. Both were idealists who were born out of the failure of the liberal dream to create a better world, and both had a very similar explanation for what caused that failure."

"These two groups have changed the world, but not in the way that either intended. Together, they created today’s nightmare vision of a secret, organized evil that threatens the world - a fantasy that politicians then found restored their power and authority in a disillusioned age - and those with the darkest fears became the most powerful."

The Power of Nightmares, Internet Movie Archive, aka the Adventures of Team B and the Neocon Narcissists

http://www.archive.org/details/ThePowerOfNightmares

thepoetryman said...

The thought of her plunking away at wolves from an airplane sends my hormones into a frenzy. Picturing her decked out in her hunting camouflage is better than picturing her naked. Hooooo Aggghhh!

But who cares when you’re standing up there on the podium before a screaming, orgiastic crowd

I could have sworn I saw several people in the audience swooning and uttering gibberish tongue speak like the Lord herself was working her way through their tighty whities!

She will never darken her mind with thoughts of “the economy, health care, the sub-prime mortgage crisis, immigration, family planning [or] appointing Supreme Court justices.”

No. But she will darken the citizenry's minds.

Any woman who can blow the head off a bunny rabbit isn’t going to get her knickers in a knot over waterboarding.

Ouch!

This is because neither Democrat nor Republican will face the truth that we are choking on our own hubris. The sound of their beating war drum echoes forlornly off the walls of our empty treasury. They are insane passengers on the Titanic punching holes in all the lifeboats.

Beautiful...

Case Wagenvoord said...

Gunboat,

I'll check the movie out as soon as I can.

TPM,

In all the blather coming from the left over Sarah, nobody has stopped to notice that her selection was an act of sheer brilliance by the Republicans. This one has Rove written all over it.

thepoetryman said...

Rove had nothing to do with this. I mean he doesn't work for the McSame camp! Come on! don't believe everything you read, Jones! I know he doesn't work for them because Rove himself said so.

thepoetryman said...

I know he doesn't work for them because Rove himself said so.

Huh?

"...Rove said so himself."...?

"...Rove said he didn't."

Case Wagenvoord said...

You just answered your own question.

The Shaman said...

Implausible deniability. lol

profacero said...

She doesn't realize how much she has in common with the mullahs she so fears.

Great post, as usual.

Case Wagenvoord said...

shaman

or denialbe plausiblity.


profacero

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