Tuesday, May 26, 2009

OMG!

Cue the paranoia! North Korea has launched a nuclear device! They are testing our resolve, goosing our national will and giving us an excuse to double our defense budget!

In truth, they have taught us a valuable lesson. Even though their people are starving, they have kept their priorities straight and their ducks in a row by channeling their sparse resources into the development of a nuclear capacity.

As we enter our Age of the Great Economic Meltdown, North Korea has taught us the importance of feeding our military-industrial complex instead of relieving the suffering of our people.

Obama has learned this lesson well. What good are schools, healthcare, food stamps or Social Security if we can’t win the unwinnable in Afghanistan?

What would become of Brand America if we didn’t?

Lead on, O Glorious Leader!

--Case Wagenvoord

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