Sunday, July 5, 2009

Speaking Carefully

I have to be careful how I pick my words when speaking of that brilliant political philosopher Sarah Palin. Her intellect is exceeded only by her beauty, though one must admire her leadership skills as well.

This is because CBS News tells us, “Palin attorney Thomas Van Flein on Saturday warned legal action may be taken against bloggers and publications that reprint what he calls fraudulent claims.”

Normally, anyone in the public spotlight has difficulty suing for libel simply because of their prominence. People can pretty much say what they want, no matter how critical or scurrilous.

Sarah is an exception to that rule because she is a goddess. Her presence lights up the heavens and sends the birds atwittering. To speak ill of her isn’t just libel, its downright heresy.

Let not a word of criticism slip past my lips; let not a single negative thought cross my mind. She is our Mosesette who will lead us out of the wilderness to the Promise Land.

I love you Sarah. Please pass this on to Van Flein.

4 comments:

Suzan said...

Glad you straightened us out about this. I was wooooondering.

Sarah is an exception to that rule because she is a goddess. Her presence lights up the heavens and sends the birds atwittering. To speak ill of her isn’t just libel, its downright heresy.

I wouldn't want to get in bad(ly) with God.

You rock.

S

Case Wagenvoord said...

I'm glad I saved you from the rack and the stake.

Dr. Omed said...

Dear Sarah,

I'm still waiting for the other moose to drop. So sue me. Please. Bump my hit count. Sue me.

Amen,

A Heretic

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