Thursday, January 29, 2009

The guy is learning!

Dear George,

Obama is learning. His administration has announced that Hamas will not be a part of the peace process. We must teach uppity natives that it's dangerous to play at democracy.

As one writer pointed out, “The Gaza debacle has made one thing perfectly clear: any peace process that seeks to marginalize, not integrate, Hamas is doomed to fail—and with catastrophic consequences.”

Hell! That’s what we want, Big Guy—catastrophic consequences!

The Middle East peace process is a subtle exercise in which the sole objective is to avoid peace at all costs. There are but two conditions for peace in the Middle East: the complete annihilation of the Palestinians, and the restoration to Israel of all the lands promised it in the Bible.

That’s when Christ will return to earth to destroy two-thirds of the Jews in Israel. The only exceptions will be those on His A-list who have embraced Him as their personal savior.

I know this for a fact because the Angel of the Lord explained it all to me the last time I was stoned.

Your admirer,
Belacqua Jones

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