Tuesday, June 23, 2009

Kiss off Viagra! There's a new sheriff in town!

Okay! I’ve used this before, but here it is expanded into what has to be a memorable television commercial.

(Ad opens with rear shot of man and woman in a hot tub, staring lovingly at each other.)

Voiceover: Men, worried about your performance? Does your wife snigger every time you give her that come-hither look? Can’t afford those blue pills that turn you into a raging stud?

Well, help is here!

Announcing the Ultimate HMO Erectile Dysfunction Kit: two tongue depressors and a roll of duct tape.

Ladies! Get ready for the thrill of a lifetime. Experts tell us that a well placed splinter can send a woman’s orgasm off the charts, and afterglow takes on a new meaning when a man goes down on his beloved with a flashlight and a pair of tweezers.

(Soft music plays as the man leans forward to kiss the woman. Suddenly, he cries out in pain and grabs his crotch.)

Woman: What’s wrong?

Man: Shit! They’re warping on me!

Woman: o-o-o-o! Come on baby, light my fire!

1 comment:

Grosso said...

You should never opt for the anti-impotence drug Viagra if you recently had a stroke or heart attack and altogether if you are suffering from hypotension or extreme hypertension, you should abstain from administering Viagra or similar other medicines such as cialis, levitra, kamagra etc. All these Viagra safety measures must be taken into consideration before consuming this medicine.