“The Land of the Free.”
I’m sure that phrase brings as big a lump to your throat as it does to mine. Granted, we’re not too sure what that lump is, whether its laughter trying to break lose or vomit. Whatever it is a, lump is a lump and thoughts of freedom bring it to the surface.
Yes, we are truly the land of free enterprise in which deregulated financial institutions enjoy the heady liberty once enjoyed those pioneers of deregulation, the pirates of yore.
However, when we speak of deregulation, we mean deregulation, American style.
Technically speaking, there is no such thing as deregulation. A corporation is never deregulated. Instead, it exchanges a benign regulator, the State, for a harsh regulator, the marketplace. The marketplace decrees that if you screw up, you fail.
God bless Ronnie, he cut the paternalistic ties that protected corporations and threw them, naked, out into the cruel pit of the market.
And all was happiness in the Land of the Free until May 17, 1984. That was the day the Continental Illinois National Bank and Trust Company came crawling to the FDIC for a bailout since it was about to go under. It was the largest bank failure in the history of the FDIC. It was so big, that the FDIC ended up buying into the bank and making it history’s first deregulated, government-owned bank.
But it gets even better. Not only did the FDIC buy the bank and bail it out with public funds, it also “affirmed the notion that certain banks were ‘too big to fail.’’ (Emphasis mine.)
The message was clear, George: Screw the market, if you’re big enough Uncle Sam will bail you out. It was a lesson not lost on the Savings & Loan industry.
One of the advantages of having a Congress that is a corporate employee is that when the shit hits the fan, all Congress does is slather deodorant on the shit without disturbing it. No one suggested it might be a good idea to reregulate banks. This taught banks that there was a profit to be made in failure.
The reason we don’t have to remember history is that it keeps repeating itself. And it is certainly doing that with the subprime meltdown. Once again, our deregulated financial institutions are jumping on the bailout bandwagon as they look to their congressional employees to bail them out, and once again, in the heat of a presidential campaign, there is no talk of reregulation.
Reregulation would be a disaster since it would make it impossible for financial institutions to profit from their incompetence.
All while, the Dow continues its with its spasmodic instability. The Dow is like a fourteen-year-old’s pecker: When a pretty girl smiles at him, it goes up; when she ignores him, it falls. Neither condition bears any relationship to reality. It’s all in his imagination.
So, keep your tax cuts in place as you prepare to pick the taxpayer’s pocket to bail out another set of financial retards. Let us continue to show the world what free enterprise is all about.
Friday, March 7, 2008
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The reason we don’t have to remember history is that it keeps repeating itself.
Oh my. That is so true it's sad. Nice line, Case.
That little glitch gave us WWI and WWII, and god knows what else.
tee hee - financial retards -- naa i think it's been perfectly orchestrated as someone has to be making money on these people.
and i don't read comic books but this one came across my desk and i read it.
"In 1998, DC published under its adult imprint Vertigo a two-issue prestige format comic simply titled Uncle Sam, which was written by Steve Darnall with painted artwork by Alex Ross. The book is not set in the standard DC Universe, and depicts Uncle Sam as a ragged old man who is tormented by visions of historical episodes and modern aspects of the United States at its worst. The bloody crushing of Shays' Rebellion is considered a particularly disillusioning moment for the character, which suggested for him that the professed ideals of the United States have never been seriously respected. Uncle Sam is forced to battle a dark doppelganger of himself based on corruption, deceit and oppression, with the identity of the United States at stake.
Uncle Sam was a top vote-getter for the Comics Buyer's Guide Fan Awards for Favorite Limited Series, Favorite Original Graphic Novel, and Favorite Story for 1998, and the collected edition was a top vote-getter for their Favorite Reprint Graphic Album Award for 1999."
I live just north of Red Bank, NJ, where Kevin Smith, the creator of "Clerks" and "Dogma", has a comic book store called The Stash. I'm going to drop by there and see if they can get their hands on the comic book you were subscribing, providing the cost isn't too prohibitive.
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