Tuesday, April 15, 2008

Another Breakthrough in Cost Containment

Dear George,

I finally understand why the United States in on the cutting edge of technological innovation. I recently wrote my HMO about my erectile dysfunction, and the good people were kind enough to send me one of their ED kits: two tongue depressors and a roll of duct tape.

Gotta run and get the splinters out. Man, is she pissed!

Your admirer,
Belacqua Jones

3 comments:

thepoetryman said...

ED kits: two tongue depressors and a roll of duct tape.

Whoooo Agggghhh! That's gotta hurt as much as it is funny!

Case Wagenvoord said...

It's great if you want to dump a significant other.

thepoetryman said...

Ha!