Dear George,
I finally understand why the United States in on the cutting edge of technological innovation. I recently wrote my HMO about my erectile dysfunction, and the good people were kind enough to send me one of their ED kits: two tongue depressors and a roll of duct tape.
Gotta run and get the splinters out. Man, is she pissed!
Your admirer,
Belacqua Jones
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ED kits: two tongue depressors and a roll of duct tape.
Whoooo Agggghhh! That's gotta hurt as much as it is funny!
It's great if you want to dump a significant other.
Ha!
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