Sunday, August 31, 2008

Why I Heart Sarah Palin

Dear George,

My heart palpitated when John McCain announced Sarah Palin as his vice-presidential choice. What excites me is that, if elected, she will be but a fraction of a heartbeat away from the presidency. At his age, the odds of McCain finishing out two terms are nil.

When she ascends to the Oval Office, she will continue a tradition that you began: The Age of Airhead Leadership.

You are living proof that the ill-equipped and unprepared can lead the free world because all a president has to do is what his corporate employers tell him to do.

By God, if an ex-cheerleader can lead America, then an ex-beauty queen can do the same!

Hats off to McCain for making sure that the Oval Office will never become a hotbed of original thinking.

Your admirer,
Belacqua Jones


Anonymous said...

Well done to the USA, the rest us feel very nervous, as usual.

Case Wagenvoord said...

The prospects are frightening.